He has some good qualities. Beneath the layers of asshole and fat.
i forgot to tell you that olivia sent me a text yesterday that the mormon girl got caught with weed in her vagina at school
hey did I tally my arm again of # of shots?
nope, you were tallying rejections at the party
He is going overseas for 8 months, not only was that blowjob a going away present, but i was supporting the troops
the problem with open bar is i never know what to get
did you really just start a sentence with "the problem with open bar is..."
she was stripping to whiskey lullaby. most depressed boner.
It sounds like heaven mixed with world peace and orgasms. The acoustics in this car are awesome. Or it's the weed idk either way it's great
I let him do a line off my nipple in exchange for his prescription pain pills. I feel like 3/4 Vegas stripper, 1/4 underbelly of society.
i think my cat just said my name.
I need to see you idiots before I go back to school. But we shouldn't snort Crown Royal this time.
Mind if I sleep with your cousin? If I can... thanks. If no, sorry its gonna happen.
I'm beginning to think shitting his pants is just a normal thing for him.
Your life is quite full of dick lately.
It really is!
I am now picking what guy I will hang out with based on how many Pokémon they live near.
I’ve cut back on drinking and now my body can’t fight off all the bad germs without the alcohol. That’s why I keep getting sick
Randomize