You're my favorite asian/girl I've met here.
You're ridiculous
Your hot
I thought he was gonna sex me but then he ran to my bathroom and jerked off
peeing in bathroom at penn station and the homeless man next to me is combing his beard with a fork...god I love new york
I went down on her for at least a half hour, She loved it, so I thought she'd recip. She said "I only do that if I know I'm getting something out of it."
SHUT IT DOWN.
I am like the Mr. Miyagi of queefs.
You told her the u were going to wrap your dick around her neck and start her like a lawn mower. thats why she left.
You're such a slut.
I prefer opportunist.
you made a powerpoint titled 'things i've drank tonight' and emailed it to me.
Hands down, the girl passed out in the bathroom was the best looking. Concious or not.
Dude I could put my dick between the gap in her teeth.. This is the last time we are hanging out with Kentucky girls
Bring it all. We will have a potluck of drugs. It will be magical.
And I'm not sure if that's how you pluralize penis. Never planned on needing to know that in my life.
it's not like this is the first time she's brought a guy home and I'm the one who hooks up with him
I CAME HOME WITH MY NIPPLES PEIRCED! WE WERE CAMPING. IN THE MOUNTIANS. I DONT EVEN REMEMBER IT AT ALL.
I feel like I should throw some tampons around my workspace so everyone will know what's really going on
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