Just washed my feet between classes in the bathroom...Four girls totally judged me...
you went up to their shower, tripped in it, accidentally turned it on and then claimed that you like to "test everyone's showers"
Hey guys, just to let you know, I have a boyfriend...so that hookup was kind of a one time thing.
was that a mass text??
woke up on the kitchen floor in the recovery position. at least drunk me remembered sober me's emt training
ill do whatever it takes for me to get more high and eat pie
Using 'equal to a modern day cock block" in term paper, inappropriate
there's a guy pushing a keg up the street in a shopping cart. you have to love graduation
I'm worried my skin won't stretch enough to handle this boner. Then what?
I also think about what hot dudes penises are gonna look like when theyre 80 and it's not pretty
I made out with a guy because he ate a grape lollipop and he tasted delicious... not my proudest moment.
if my uterus stops caving in on itself long enough for me to be alive I'm there
pretty sure I woke up to him jacking himself off IN MY BED
I mean I faked it but he could answer my texts
he took my bra off with his teeth, THEN decided he just wanted to make out and cuddle. i don't know what the female version of blue balls is, but i've been living with it since 1 a.m.
I'm hungover and in a fort. And I hate you.
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