Did u get laid? I went and bought lube and fleshlighted it while moaning ur name the whole time.
so, totally just picked up a pack of red bull, and some magnum condoms and the old woman at the register's tone went from "hi blah how are you" to "oh....how YOU DOIN'?" she knew what was up
You sent me a text calling me "cunt" while i was in the middle of dumping my bf.
So we're fucking tonight?
I will give you a bj if you get me food. NOT A JOKE. FREE BJ.
I really need to stop carrying a flask around with me in my backpack at school..
Aren't you in 8th grade?
9th, but that's not the point.
Why would he get rid of a girl with no gag reflex? I don't get it.
Jerry just sent me this: IOR GHIT ALL THE BUTTIB. Go get him. Now.
whatever happens this semester dont let me be that girl yacking in the urinal. again.
Being drunk at the hospital is better than i expected. I got to hide and play in the little kids waiting area. Btw no one is hurt
Whatever. I indirectly made you cum overseas. Call it even.
I needed to do something spontaneous, and since no one had coke this was the next best thing.
It was a great idea until we got stuck in a ditch. We had to call redneck cousin 1
If you get that boat I will recruit some boat hoes for you and tape a video and sync it to I'm On A Boat. This is happening.
Just please try not to piss Danny off, I really can't afford to find a new drug dealer again
I lost my wolf penis dildo in my garage. I should probably find it before I resume my garage sale tomorrow...
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