There is an asian family here, I heard the mom call her son onyong
He had on juicy sweatpants and thats when i knew he was no longer a threat.
This is why I shouldn't be left alone with liquor and anticipation.
he looked upset that i wasn't completely shaven. i reminded him he had begged. and beggars can't be choosers.
now I regret adding my aunt on facebook. she remnded me today on my wall about the importance of checking my stools for blood since I have diaherria.
halloween makes it hard to decipher real cops... from sexy men dressed up as them.
do you ever get flashbacks of ppl you had sex with and just shudder at how gross they were/how drunk you were?
story of my life.
do you think she knows her nickname is brickface?
Dating Detox Day 5: had to go out and buy new batteries. this may be harder than I thought
GOOD MORNING. Have you seen the Avenger vibrators?
Did you know they have a bouncer at Applebee's because I did not
I told myself I'd stop after three shots of fireball. Haha HA hA.
My actions are not mine. They are the actions of Patron.
You full on peed your pants then resurrected yourself like Jesus Christ...
leads to pukin, then cryin, then 24hr masturbatin binge, then cryin again and finally a combination of all 3
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