Who is this?
Who do you want it to be?
Sarah Palin
I've got the updo, bangs, and glasses, but I'm blonde
Sitting in class thinking wow im glad im not hungover...and then i realized im still drunk.
brittany murphy hurts far more than michael jackson, patrick swayze, etc because i never masturbated to any of those other people
I woke up in my girlfriends bed with another guy laying next to me. wtf.
My cha cha got a haircut
thank god. going down on you was like chewing on astroturf
i want to swaddle you in tequila
plan d- we get drunk, go see that Justin Bieber movie and freak out 13 year old girls.
we've called him dos banos ever since he threw up in 2 separate bathrooms with the same puke
I was cracked out naked on a toilet pretending I was posing for playboy.. Shit got weird, but apparently I had a good bday.
Yes he was puking but in the only light of the whole parking lot and he was resting in the patch of clovers and he just was a garden fairy
Any formal decision about whether we're planning to objectify naked women with daddy issues tonight?
More importantly this is sex weather and i am striking out
Who knew there were so many rules and judgements about laying on a kitchen floor. I'm all like I'm resting. It just happens to be on a kitchen floor.
I'll never lecture you, go get that dick baby girl make momma proud,I didn't raise no quitter
It's like his penis moved in and did some interior decorating without telling me first...
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