You don't have to be emotionally available for a blow job.
M WATCHING THE HISTORY CHANNEL AND IT SAID THAT WHEN THE LUST PART OF THE BRAIN IS ACTIVATED THE JUDGEMENT PART IS NOT. THIS EXPLAINS SO MUCH.
He must be back home now. He moved his box of beer from her porch to ours.
My hair is short now so it will be easier to give you alot more blow jobs
I'm going to take this text and frame it on my mantle
Just woke up from a weed coma and found a stem in my bra. Rainy day success.
I was high last night eating a fudge bar and making eggs with toast and corned beef hash for a 2 am snack and my dad asked what I was and the only reply I could think of was "I'm an adult."
Chicks, chicks everywhere, and not a drop to drink. Dude, when did real life lesbians get HOT?
I'm spending tomorrow doing taxes and making jello shots. Is this adulthood?
I just googled "can they trace a vibrator back to you" so that' s how my life it going.
I love that you'd blow off your high school reunion to get shit faced in an aquarium with us
Um. We all know how I feel about sea life
My poor liver. I drank enough on NYE to sustain an alcohol addiction for the entirety of 2015.
His dick is curly. It's adorable.
Heyyyy, naked guy in your kitchen, can i ask you a quick question about a legal situation in pb??
hey, i didnt think i could be this stupid either but you dont see ME getting all judgemental about it
We had sex then laid in his bed eating chocolate and drinking juice boxes. I think I'm going to keep him around.
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