I convinced her san diego was a state. all the proof I needed was saying, why do they call it san diego state university?
Someone sent me a drink from across the bar. It was water.
just woke up with a thong on my face, dont remember going home with anyone and its way too big for it to be a good thing
So.. My internet got red-flagged at work because i did a search on "midigit strippers las vegas" This may be hard to explain...
Whats the count minus fat chicks?
Empowerment dancing to Touch Me in the Morning by Diana Ross. Handling this breakup SO well.
OH YEAH AND FORGOT TO THANK YOU FOR THE lack of WARNING THAT HE WASN'T CIRCUMSIZED.
Me and two guys that I made Eskimo bros all soberly slept together in my bed
Dad just asked me to breathalyze grandma
Six words: 3rd Degree Burn On My Dick
That was when I yelled "Wisconsin powers activate!" and took off sprinting across the ice
i gotta stop hooking up with people just to get to their dogs
Really this has to stop, if they get any younger we will be breaking the law
i thought this was a perfectly normal conversation between two adult men about why this children's cartoon is quality television but no you just gotta be talking shit again
No reason. My tongue went numb after one shot. I may die tonight
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