i said send nudes i get bra and panties. thats not what i fucking asked for.
ID DO HER
SHE HAS LUMPS OF DEODORANT IN HER ARMPIT, I THINK ONE FELL IN YOUR DRINK
You'll be the guy with the raft that sells burritos on the river. You'd be legendary.
I just got a high school volleyball teams practice cancelled because I slept with the head coach through their practice time.
I just realized that my phone was set to Brazilian time...what the fuck happened last night
How many layers of skin can you loose before it becomes bad?
Please tell me that's his leg and you didn't really just send me a picture of your dog's dick
I'll always be here to give you immoral support.
it was like a congratulatory penis slap
Finally buying a camera. Missed out on recording a 3way last night. Hindsight. Ugh.
Oooo. Can we pretend to be Amanda Bynes?
She bought wigs like Disney princesses. I want to be her.
I jumped out of a moving car going sixty into my driveway because I had to shit so bad. It is not a good day today.
I got my dick out in a gay bar for just one free shot. I didn't know I could be bought so cheap
There is nothing worse then the feeling after you've held in farts all night..
What's his name?
you made it your goal to puke in every planter around the union. you got most of them. im proud of you
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