Lets drop out of school and be professionally skinny and drunk
Pregaming for shuffle board at 10 AM. I love spring break.
I returned the dress. When they asked for the reason for return I said, 'I don't deserve to wear white'.
You yelled "GET TO DA CHOPPA" and burst through her screen door and disappeared into the night. With the goose.
his life revolves around getting high and answering people on yahoo answers. he's perfect for you.
Tell me right now I did the right thing by not fucking my sick gf at 3 am with her family home... Tell me my balls hurt for noble reasons.
You're getting spoiled, you better send me at least a side boob pic if you wanna see my dick dressed up as Davie Crockett.
Seriously. Come back. I've had two beers for breakfast so far. The third will be for lunch since it's already 12.
Go forth my little lesbian, get your gayme on
someone wrote my own number down on my hand and then call me.
I'm jealous that you can use my boobs as pillows & I can't.
you were caressing the jar of pickles then you looked down and whispered to them "I want you inside me"
I just masturbated and watched youtube makeup videos, which was just an extension of masturbation.
Just spent 10 minutes washing away my own puke. This gas station lady loves me.
Just because I also want a blowjob doesn't mean I don't want to just see you too.
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