it's like sucking your thumb. only its not yours. and its a penis.
If she catches me sniffing the seat of her office chair again, she's either going to fire me or fuck me
i asked him to tell me something nice and he said "your vagina is really tight."
Is it really that bad? I heard it was like pooping. I like pooping.
in mid cry she says "I can be a whore if I want to"
Just suggested things for my dad to get my mom for Christmas in terms of "yeah you'll get laid."
yea im pretty sure it has something do with my love of forearms...
I have had more skin than food in my mouth the last three days
Doing lines of coke through pieces of licorice. Because I can
I woke up wearing my panties and an eyelash, soo I'd say your birthday was a success.
I snapchatted him nudes and he didn't screenshot a single one of them because he's a gentleman.
My next goal in this relationship is to teach my boyfriend that there are valid reasons to be fear of dolphins completely.
I HAVE TOO MICH DICK TALKING TO ME IDK WHAT TO DO.
the cops drove by and you were on your back in the middle of the side walk with your arms and legs in the air yelling that you were a dead bug .
Depends how u look at it. Half-full, half-empty, or how should I shave my pubes
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