Disadvantage of being gay..... my gag reflexes makes trying to make myself throw up extremely difficult.
phil was outside the bar last night, sitting on the ground playing songs on a guitar hero guitar to people walking by for money...best version of free bird ever
i drunkenly decided i was going to take down all the male cheerleaders, gay or not. 1 down about 10 more to go.
He was eating mac and cheese. Raw. Like as in he was eating the uncooked noodles then pouring the dry cheese in his mouth.
I don't think he wanted to hear that my most serious relationship was my 1 1/2 year fuck buddy... I think he figured out that's where he's heading
while i was sleeping he changed my screen saver to his dick with a heart frame around it. I just might be falling in love.
There's an official council for his ex boyfriends. They told me they 'look forward to the day I join them'.
This tiny Canadian guy just tipped me $20, a piece of gum, and a joint. I wasn't working. He literally tipped me for talking to him.
I rolled joints beforehand. Lit a candle. Ghetto rigged taping the 40's on my hands and then lit the joint using the flame of the candle.
I'm so proud of your modern ingenuity
My aunt left me alone with the instructions to "get waisted" by the time she returns. I love drunk aunt.
I was gonna start crying but as he was asking me for my info i saw him eyeing my rack. So I sorta started pushing them together. He asked me to get out of the car he made me turn around so he could check me out and then he said and I quote "okay ma'am. Everything is fine, I'm going to let you off with a warning. Next time if you're not wearing yoga pants you might not be as lucky" I am blessed.
Let me know. Show me one boob if yes. 2 if no
Facebook is for cat videos and having better lives than people from high school, period.
I kept screaming that he looked like Khal Drogo and rode around the bar on his back.
it was like where's waldo, only the stakes were much higher.
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