dats a huuuuuge bitch!
who is this????
I won a flip cup tournbment! Why is boot and rally so hard when youre old?
just saw a girl throwing up in a taco bell nacho cantainor going 60 down the highway
Springtime is officially here. I just used pool water to fill up the bong
I JUST WANT SOMEBODY TO EXPLAIN HOW FORESKIN WORKS AND DO NOT UNDERSTAND WHY THIS IS A PROBLEM.
I'm not trying to go crazy tonight either. I just want to go out, have a few drinks, meet up with my ex-boyfriend and get fingered or something.
Some mysterious chinese delivery man dropped off 2 free egg rolls. Clutch
I'm sorry and I love you. One day we're going to live in a whore mansion with our babies and make boys cry.
Kripsy Kremes at our place, bring your own coffee. And your own donuts because these ones are ours.
I knew it was a bad night when the only thing I could remember was you force feeding me tortilla chips as I hugged the tire of my car and begged to have my stomach pumped.
you got to sleep with him and don't even remember it? that's like sleeping through an entire vacation
No more going to class sober.. Tried it for a day or two, its just not for me
Being the hot sister definately has advantages, I'm pretty sure I ruined her engagement
I should probably eat a Plan B. Pill for breakfast. Happy Halloween.
Dude, you fell into a tree, and both of the tables, AND the window well... Resilient aren't you?
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