Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
I think I left something in your back seat.... It was my integrity
Taking a shot for every status related to the patriots losing. Hello hospital.
i rewarded my self with tacobell for not throwing up on any one. MISTAKE
i love how he claims to not know english but when i ask him to come over and fuck me he's all of a sudden fluent
I expect to be treated like a lady. Even If your sticking it in my ass.
Granted I did fall into a pond wearing your dress, but I did save a frog in the process so I think it was worth it.
Well I will be attending the wedding with a flask of wine, potentially with a straw, and POM POMS for cheering purposes. Needless to say I will be well lubricated by your arrival..
I guess the study abroad went badly, I gave him a joint and he just smoked it and cried all the way from the airport
its cute though when you google his name more than one mug shot comes up from different states
The penis is a tricky weapon to use. When using it as leverage you have to make it seem emotional. I'd rather use it as a club sometimes.
When he saw my tits he said "wow you should be proud.
He got up after sex and said "is it wrong if I say happy Mother's Day?"
there is partying, then there is whatever we did last night.
I'm sorry about the fire. I was too fucked up to do science, apparently.
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