You were face down, at your computer, surrounded by beer bottles listening a bagpipes version of amazing grace.
hungover + watching bobsledding = i just puked
If I start taking birth control 8 days after we had sex do you think it'll stop the baby from being made?
Nope. She just screamed at me "YOU WERE A FAILED ABORTION" and "I'LL PUT ANTHRAX IN YOUR PILLOW YOU LITTLE FUCK". Best mother award ever
When it gets to the point that I'm more comfortable being naked at his house than my own, it's time to readdress the fuckbuddyship.
I WILL MAKE A FLYING LEAP FOR YOUR DICK WHEN I SEE YOU THROUGH THE WINDOW
My absolute favorite part of last night was after I puked in the ally, we rounded the corner and you screamed, "she's ok!" and everyone cheered
I'm beginning to think the only reason I get laid anymore is girls are fantasizing sleeping with my dad...
He makes me want to shower. It must be love.
id say I'm a pretty good fuck buddy, i didn't even booty call him on his girlfriends birthday
did you just take a shot to penises and friendship?
Settled one third of the tab. Am going back for sex. Love you, make friends
After we finished, she peed a little on my chest and told me she was "marking her territory". I didn't know if I should have been scared or aroused.
I suggest both. Please have sex with them and prepare notes for a final comparison.
On a scale from 1-10 how fucked up would it be to buy weed with my fafsa money?
It's a study aid
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