the sex was "jacking off to playboy" bad.
Saved By The Bell: The College Years had it waaaay wrong on that one.
she just took adderol and chased it w dog water
I have been running off of weed, alcohol, and Mexican food. What is Tallahassee.
He's currently rapping every word to 'more money more problems' at what could be a over 30s gay bar. I'm not sure yet. More info to come.
... Already stepped in vomit and got a dirty look from a fat in a neck brace
Hey.. Here's a thought for the evening. There's only two more sleeps until I fuck you so hard my back teeth will convulse.. Here's too Tuesday! Woohooooo
High me just had to pick the lock on my sisters room because I locked my vodka in there. I love vacation.
So note to self oboe reeds soaked in Apple Rubinoff sound GREAT.
Just walked by the neighbors and they are definitely butt naked sitting on a bed, watching Netflix, baked out of their minds, with the blinds open.
Welcome to Bellingham.
Well, she yelled at the stripper that she couldn't lick whipped cream off his nipples because she is lactose intolerant.
I'm going to have to go for it. It's like Mt. Everest. It's large and unpredictable but I live for adventure and it's worth never coming back from. Mt. BigDick.
She fucked the dishwasher AND the manager.
Well, she isn't a classist. You've got to give her that.
Why did I wake up next to the fire pit? And who wrapped me up like a burrito?
Jägerbombs. Thank Sara.
i'm currently watching a guy eat a bunch of cacti and i have lost all faith in humanity
**cactuseses
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