they just came back. i guess "were gonna go get dinner" means "were gonna fuck for 5 minutes at the little league field"
Come find me please? Im in a ditch.
That doesn't help me much...
I'm right under the moon!
i left after you tried to balance a shot of tequila on your head while screaming at the bar tender that you fucked his girlfriend
There was blood everywhere. She was pretty good looking person though.
Registered sex offender is the model in class today.... There are too many things wrong with him getting naked in front of a lot of college students.
but he gave me mouthwash after the bj. no ones ever done that for me before.
I am burnt. Have a black eye. Face dove into the grass and got pissed on. Time of my life. God Bless the USA.
the manly guy you want to date so badly? he's at the club. as a drag queen. wearing higher heels than you own. think about that.
I'm glad you have such faith in my ability to find the worst situations with my vagina.
I told her shower beers are even better when you have someone in there with you and she said she's been looking for a new drinking buddy. It's a goooooo
What would you say is the recommended tip for a hotel maid who has to clean up vomit on just about every surface of a hotel bathroom?
That's the second time the same cop pulled me over well a different girl was giving me road head
Just don't do anything stupid
i did a stupid sorry
i'm currently watching a guy eat a bunch of cacti and i have lost all faith in humanity
**cactuseses
I didn’t want a minivan, but I have to admit it’s made it a lot easier to hook up with the dilfs at soccer tournaments
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