you want me
i'd rather choke on a dick.
Yeah, i don't remember peeing. or meeting the girl.
You're earring is so big in my mouth
The Shake Weight not only toned my arms but significantly improved my hand job form and efficiency.
I still can't figure out why that's not in the commercial.
he's dressed up as spiderman, i don't understand why he's crying.
I just wanna not walk straight. Is that too much to ask for?
idk what id do withouhrh yoy btro
I wish they made people sized litter boxes.
Dude you were sitting on a bench on the street with her for 45 minutes thinking you were on the bus
I'm using the bullet from my cock ring to massage out my tmj lock jaw from giving too much head.
Do you remember our dinosaur noises from last night ? Breaaaahhhhhppp
Sending a pic of labia to send to the TN Legislator. Obviously they don't think I know what to do with it so I'm gonna ask them for advice.
and then you two started interpretive dancing to Mozart
I AM GETTING LAID TONIGHT YES HAPPY DAY PRAISE JESUS ALMIGHTY IN HEAVEN DEAR GOD CHRIST YES DADDY YAAASSS
They don't really make a "hey I'm fucking your ex wife" card do they ?
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