I'm about to enter vancouver's biggest liquor store. I feel like I should sent you a "wish you were here" postcard.
Jenna and Ryan are ranting and raving about child custody. MY VASECTOMY SMILES.
I knew shit got real when the pinapple was gone and people were just passing around the core and gnawing on it.
Look. You've gotta stop making this about you, and make it about my vagina.
Come over we're celebrating the one month anniversary of her first 4/20
IT'S LINGERIE PURCHASED FROM A FLEA MARKET, THE ONLY THING IT'S GOING TO BE POSITIVE FOR IS A TEST FOR HIV
Hey my vagina is like a company. Everyone has an equal opportunity....
It'll be a romanticized airport meeting until I'm judged for sitting on his face in the terminal
My moral compass cannot be waived by two measly bloody Mary's
I'm still not 100% sure who I'm sleeping with
finals do horrible things to a person. i haven't worn pants since friday
The fact he has had a girlfriend for 5 years and they are trying to work it out isn’t going to stop me from sleeping with him. He said it himself you can’t cheat on someone you love...
Legal advice please. Can you sue someone for jerking off to photos of you?
Also we're getting drunk and sledding down Caroline street. See you soon.
I was looking at your nipple and it made me think of you
Well I hope so...
Randomize
