I'm watching harry potter...good thing I already know I'm gay
I'm trying to bond with my sister... Its like getting to know a person I never met that I don't like
Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
I totally give up. Optimus Prime just fell from the top of the Great Pyramid into the hypostyle hall at Karnak.
Random 1st period thought: do you think she could put "had a threesome" on her resume?
So then I sent a pic msg of the Magnum XL box to her friend
so as we were driving to pick up my grandma from old navy she procedes to yell into our open window.. "I'll make ya holla fo a dolla" umm...
He has been begging me for a Bj but doesnt want to get mono
How is he gunna get mono? is he gunna suck on his dick after you?
we found a loaf of bread in my bathroom i believe its yours. sorry i took a shower before we noticed so it might be soggy
at the time it didn't seem likely that you would ever find the cake in your underwear
At one point last night I over heard you say " I'm gonna puke in a bag and pour it down your throat" I LOVE YOU.
I found a lucrative side business - giving rides home to drunk oil executives. Very profitable.
It has moved into the cliche "thin line between love and hate" real quick. With her. Not Taco Bell.
Sorry that I was such a monster last night. It was the drugs, I promise.
When the stripper from this weekend is your cashier at Publix the next day 😐💀#pensacolaproblems
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