Milquetoast, coolest word ever.
1 of the best things of being a business owner is I don't get fired for having sex in the office
He took naked pictures of me and told me if I ever got to the Disney Channel level of fame he would help me out. I think i'm in love
Got robbed by knifepoint. Then got sympathy Bj. I might have to walk down Austin ave drunk every weekend
I'm reffing a fight in Fight Club I don't even know what I'm doing
I'm about to airblow my boyfriend. I'll three-way you.
FYI, grandma is already drunk and using a bed sheet as a table cloth.
Plus now I feel weird sleeping with you. It's like shooting a three legged deer. It's already at a disadvantage and couldn't get what it's full potential deserves.
I really have to stop having sex with people I sell drugs to...it feels unprofessional
Currently playing charity bingo with coworkers so if u were ever gonna send a dick pic now is the time
I made out with a mom and her daughter and got a black eye, so yeah, my birthday went well
I'm the only person I know who could have actual sex and then dream about my vibrator.
No I will not paint you for Mardi Gras in town. It is going to rain and you don't need another ID charge
He's the douchy one who wouldn't let me rip his shirt off, right?
I may just have to resign myself to life in flats. He's a sexy little chipmunk that worships me.
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