im glad we only fight about serious things like the hills and disney scene it
you kept running around the room with a flask shouting "so much room for activities!" then someone tripped you and you passed out
I'm making a conscious effort to limit my spending at the bars...i wrote "FOR CAB ONLY" on a $20 last night
After giving the pizza guy directions you told him to look for the big stupid looking kid outside in purple
Hahaha you puked all over his shirt.
You puked in the planter and everyone saw your snatch.
Well someones bitter they didn't get any.
That haircut screams I'm 35 but I still eat pussy.
We lived together for a year and neither of us knew we were both gay.
I gave him head while he watched NASCAR. My future flashed before my eyes.
hungover waitressing a bar association event. im being judged by actual judges.
My only downfall is that I can only take shots in twos.
We ended up at a lesbian bar and all my co-workers tried to get me laid. This is not how I envisioned coming out.
Everyone here knows me as 'that chick who will most likely steal your girlfriend'. My 99% success rate tells me this name is acceptable.
Yo, I totally had forgotten you were CA. Thank you for making my life easier with modern medicine.
Just check with her if girls can get blown, that's all.
And he put his penis in my face and I back handed it away.
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