I'd steal beers with my tail. If I were a monkey.
So gin and wine won't be happening again
I just woke up and shes still asleep next to me with her vibrator inside her and on. Whats normal protocol for this situation?
bring money and cleavage
when a girl feels in her heart, the way she feels in her vagina, anything is possible.
we decided to do a scavenge hunt for ourself for when we walked back to our apartments. We hid taco bell behind some bushes. I think they are still good.
They're doing a Bong-A-Thon for 4/20. I don't care if you quit. You are coming out of your weed retirement for this.
He tried to bang a 300 pounder last night. No joke. I shotgunned a tall boy in a bar cuz the bartender didn't crack the beer. Cant wait till Nashville.
Just purchased ketchup, body wash, and lube. Hope you're ready for the post-memorial-day-cookout-shower-anal.
It's like shitshowville, population: those girls.
the straight edge chick smoked with me, because according to her my bowl is pretty
I didn't even mind that he came early I just wanted to get eaten out and cuddle
i'm 99% sure they had an orgy while i was passed out
I was having a serious heart-to-heart, and then the weed gummy kicked in.
Wish me luck on my new penis adventure
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