Dude judst bought snd smokked tfour white widoew jointsd in Asmsterdam. Wstching the Cvhiefs gsme. Oh Boy.
You are why other countries hate Americans. But I say God bless you.
too bad they don't have a 'people you may be able to do' thing on facebook. it would save me a lot of fucking time.
i just picked a peanut m&m up off the floor. with my toes. and then proceeded to eat it.
yeah but it's new years. they should arrest people for being sober that day.
apparently he couldn't remember my name so he refereed to me as whats-her-boobs and everyone knew that it was me he was talking about
Where the hell is he. I called him crying for weed and sex you would think that would signal some urgency.
I'll be there. With Doritos and whisky. Don't expect much more.
I was short on money so I let my roommate mase me for $60
You guys wanna start around 10:30 tomorrow?
We can start at 5am for all I care. You ask like I have plans.
Idk my boobs are big but i dont think theyre hide a flask in them big..
After all this I still can't spell gonorrhoea without autocorrect
Too much dab too little lung dying šµšµšµ
It's going to turn into you and me throwing down in a devastating lip-synch battle while everyone else stands around awkwardly.
I just opened a beer with a child's toy at a 5 year olds birthday....can you look up the next AA meeting?!!
Came up to an intersection and someone was blasting My Chemical Romance at like 9 AM. They're DEFINITELY having a good day
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