it was really awkward, he kept trying to get on the bed with us and we kept having to kick him back on the floor.
I kept feeling my boobs..just to make sure they were still there.
Well right now I am watching him use the fire extinguisher off the pourch.
I woke up and he was starring at me and then said "do you believe in miracles"?
How much did you drink?
Enough to be hungover and still think roller coasters were a good idea
I swear she lies about being allergic to gluten so she'll get all the jack and not have to drink shitty beer like the rest of us
I was just like oh sorry I'm peeling meanwhile my legs are on either side of his head and I look like a fucking Komodo dragon
You don't realize how cold it really is...I poured my bong out the second floor window and icicles hit the ground.
HIS DICK ISNT BIG ENOUGH FOR HIM TO BE THAT PROUD OKAY
I feel like I don't show you my boobs enough. And you deserve to see them like all the time
But how MUCH of an emergency? Like, should I go to the ER now, or can it wait until after the bar crawl?
Fuck it, if you can't drink cheep beer and whiskey with me, I don't want you.
Sooooooo, can scratch getting a pelvic exam by a man dressed as Woody from Toy Story off my list.
You need to write an essay about this experience.
He was even wearing the hat.
I just found a piece of dried shredded carrot on my bed
I don't want to date him...I just want him to cheat on his girlfriend with me.
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