Fact: Godrick looks like David Archuleta
McDonalds has hash browns for only a quarter!....how many u want?
All of them
You can't be mad at me for wanting to drink though, it is the reason we're engaged
What's the most polite way to ask if you puked in my vase?
I'm trying to spell out I love you with a series of photos of my penis, but I just realized I can't do the Y of you
he literaly had a hockey helmet on and was swan diving off the couch onto the coffee table.
Just dont tell him. Tell him you colored your vagina for breast cancer awareness month. He will understand.
Nah nah nah the rules are different on st patty day, drink beer or die. It's like the hunger games but blurrier
I will kick you in all of your body parts. All at once.
Ways to ruin a one night stand: the guy finds your parenting magazine on your dorm room desk.
I know this is a weird question but we both had pants on when my mom woke us up last night right?
After fooling around at the hotel til dawn, I managed to feed her with my free buffet passes. Tastes like sweet victory.
Go have fun. I'm gonna go shower off the regret.
Can you please stop having such an active social life? I'm tryna get fucked over here
We should get drunk in walmart
when?
20 minutes ago
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