Shit chicky whatchu wearin rt now, ur skins?
Oh dear, kinda... in ur sweats!
U look good, r we getting naked in ur car?
I'm going to take the bottles back.. And maybe get an x-ray
I just found out my favorite drunk show, Repo Men, is just reenactments. I can't express through words my disappointment.
Ok. Cause im very serious about this. I wanna strip and do coke for a month
Pitchers of shots should be outlawed. I've puked more than i've breathed in the past half hour.
I was tackling you out of excitement
Yeah thank goodness the stripper pole was there to break my fall.
corona bottle fell out of my backpack and broke in the middle of my physics midterm. yay me.
I don't like him near enough to give up day drinking AND my prostitute costume
Until this weekend, a man hadn't made me orgasm since the night Obama was elected. Now THAT is change I can believe in.
And now I have fucked a local celebrity so double free drinks at bars.
I feel like I've asked you "are you okay?" one too many times in the last 48 hours. You're hopeless.
He called me piss drunk at 7:30pm while cooking bacon and said he was going to bed. I don't think he's taking it well.
He was asleep with his head on a windowsill and you were petting his head, then you almost left the kitchen and then went back to pet him some more.
My feelings for him are donzo molonzo but I can't turn down a pierced penis...
I'm over being sad. I'm now onto thinking about all the ways in which he is a total fuckwaste
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