i am watching brooke knows best right now and hulk is totally dating his daughter's look a like. it is gross and disturbing.
the most pressuring question is, why are you watching brooke knows best?.
Latest life lesson : don't accidentally send an "I nutted on her tramp stamp" text to your tattoo-less girlfriend. Oops.
You told her the u were going to wrap your dick around her neck and start her like a lawn mower. thats why she left.
you were passed out snoring, face down with all your clothes still on and 20 minutes later you sat up and said "FUCK YES" and then passed out again.
He completely dissapeared at the baseball game. We found him passed out at the hotel three hours later with souviner photos of himself at the top of the Sears Tower.
Periouds do not concern me. Biploogival needs are buological needs.
just remembered spooning on the cardboard and confessing to each other we had the spins.
So this bar tattoo not looking that great now
That time we were having sex when you were super drunk, I kept yelling out, "Oh God," and you said, "You're going to need him after this." Idk why I suddenly thought of that.
My life hurts
I woke up 30 minutes away from the bar, my car was at a train station, and when I got home all I got was the speechless head shake
These muscle relaxers obviously don't work because I'm harder than a fucking diamond.
I think clothing becomes optional at the second date! But you seem like a rule breaker
Officially locked in my status as an indifferent millennial by downloading Tinder.
This ice cream is 10x better than the sex I had yesterday
Is it ok that I asked him half way through sex why he hadn't accepted my friend request yet?
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