I least I know I can't get pregnant because it's on my hair
She just wrapped her tongue around my thumb.....lizard girl may be my next wife.
And i didn't ask you to do that, You showed your penis at your own free will.
I need a leash, or some shame. Maybe.
yeah, i'm not. but i'm ready for free bjs. it's just hard to find women who will give me a beej while i'm sobbing uncontrollably
I'd rather make snow angels in a pool of elephant shit.than sleep with him.
Dude i swear to christ if he sends me one more pic of a "magnificent dump" im changing my number
It is 9pm, let the ass parade to the bars begin
dude when I get home wanna help me fulfill my dream of smoking a bowl out of my saxophone?
A talk about Arizona woman's rights politics has never turned to sex so quickly before.
He's doing his thing where I don't know if he's alive until three in the afternoon so idk
if you want to know how my night is going I just ugly cried in the cheesecake factory
I heard you ran into my sister lastnight. Do you remember making out with her and slapping my uncle?
Kyle passed out in the tub after breaking a glass and shouting, "WHAT ASSHOLE GAVE ME A GLASS?" His girlfriend gave it to him...
Apparently his ex was into edging and did it to him so much that it takes forever for him to cum
I hate you and your multiple orgasm sexcapades
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