Nipple clamps can be ambiguous
kindergarten is hard when you're hung over.
Nah, lets use your guy, my drug dealer is going all pineapple express on me
becoming an adult blows. i don't think its possible for me to wake up for anything that doesn't involve kegs and eggs or half naked bums passed out in our yard.
That reminds me...we need to get swords
I meant to thank you again for giving up a potential interracial threesome to come to my party. I'm glad you stayed!
My head feels like a nest made of hair and cum
$645 later, she's throwing up in my washroom and asking for a cab. Hooker are soooo much cheaper.
I know he is still a student. I am not asking if his being an underwear model makes it more ethical, just less prosocutable.
you got to sleep with him and don't even remember it? that's like sleeping through an entire vacation
Of course I have a pirate flag
I don't fucking know. I'm out stimulating the economy. Not locked in a room with a marker board.
Oh at the liquor store again?
Woke up at noon, still drunk, naked, with another girl next to me. When she wakes up, I'm gonna have my SECOND lesbian experience with her. How's your 2015 going?
How is it??
I'm drinking Gatorade out of a champagne flute.
There's a Japanese guy here dressed as a Viking who just screamed "wats up cocksluts" and kicked a guy in the face. come get me out of here.
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