Now that I'm 21, I feel like I'm letting North Dakota down by not being drunk everyday
Semi hypothetical question. Do you think its physically possible to bruise your clit?
she won't take no for an answer... no matter what language i said it in
West Wing DVD drinking game: drink whenever they waqlk around a lot. I LOVE POLITICS SO MUCH
I showed remarkable dignity in such a compromising situation. Except I came off as sort of a blue ball giver.
please promise me that no matter what happens you will keep me away from the children
My mom would probably be ok with my lifestyle as long as she doesn't see that photo of me doing bong rips in a Jesus costume.
Bright side: maybe hell start being nice to you now that you know he has erectile dysfunction.
Sorry, I was unaware dragging you upstairs for sex was such an awful thing.
He gave me twenty cool ranch tacos and declared, drunk, " Look, I do good"
He had to put the child locks on the windows so you would stop screaming at random boys
My mom just called hysterical. She and her sister found my dead grandma's vibrator.
The apple don't fall far from that tree.
I was basically just fingering myself and thinking about space.
I mean she did throw a tantrum because you wouldn't let her suck your dick
If I had a dollar for every functioning brain cell you had I would owe someone a lot of money
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