My RA tried to compliment my pong tables design after he confiscated it
They made my facebook status "I got my period!!!." Every guy I've had sex with at college liked it.
I just used my 7th grade year book to figure out who I hooked up with last night. Being home is magical.
her parents were awake and in the next room. i think i deserve a big fucking medal for that orgasm.
THAT stays in the CAR. And if one fucking person who was NOT in the car brings it up, I will KILL you. Thank you.
..So we should take it off Youtube?
It' a whole new level of walk of shame. I'm carrying his sheets since I have a washer/dryer.
I just feel like a girl who's never eaten a pb&j probably doesn't swallow
It was total unicorn galloping on a fucking rainbow awesome.
We swapped clothes. He left in a v-neck and I left in a tuxedo. Classiest walk of shame or the gayest?
You kept saying we got to find the end of the rainbow, which turned out to be a box of lucky charms and Guinness in the bag of cereal
im pretty sure the interns at this hospital have gotten hotter
are you just sitting in your hotel room drinking popsicle vodka?
.....well anything sounds bad when you say it like THAT
He was super adorable, like I wanna pinch his cheeks while I fuck him...
Beer Olympics must happen in honor of the legit Olympics.
it was the most awkward makeout ever. it was record breaking really
...i feel like you have a lot of those.
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