Being a girl sucks.
Being a boyfriend sucks for about a week, too
rather than putting your name in guys phones, you just texted 90999 to donate $10 to Haiti and then gave it back to them
I found out why we traded puke covered dresses in the bathroom.
Pretty sure God shed a tear when I put 15 singles in the collection plate.
Nothing is more important than the last pool party of the season. Call in sick or gay or something.
don't you dare blame getting arrested on me. you sugested we play the penis game and we all know I'm a strong competitor
Also I found and fixed my beer gun.
dont eat that thats our sex nutella.
As Scar once said. Be prepared! For the shit show of what's coming tonight
Closed my eyes in the shower and got really dizzy. Not sure if neurological or result of 4 day vodka binge. Send help.
Based on his face I'm positive he has a beautiful penis.
It's the kinda thing that makes you wanna buy a rainbow flag and fight republicans and kiss girls
Annoying and petty is the name of the game and I'm the MVP.
I'm glad you got documented proof of my stupidity with a head full of nitrous
Hahaha and I'm glad you are doing whip its at a childrens basketball game
Did you just affectionately call me a scrotum?
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