What should i be more turned off about... his massive collection of condoms or that he asked me to sign my name by number 68 on the list posted on his wall?
I think the two go hand in hand.
Can I use cash for clunkers to trade in her boobs for a new set of 18 year old tits?
Its worth a shot.
I sharted in my sleep... I didnt even think that was possible.
the date was going great.. until he pulled down his pants and asked if there was any hair in between his cheeks.
I mean, keeping the tube socks on AND taking cell phone pictures that he didn't ask for during sex? that's two strikes kiddo.
Just violated the laws of fuck-buddyship and talked to him about my personal life. I don't like it.
I just watched a girl in the library pull a vodka bottle out of her bag. I think I'm going to give her my number.
how many past hook-ups can i invite to go bar hopping with me for my b-day before it becomes a bad idea?
I dont have any paper so I'm writing class notes on my first response direction pregnancy paper. Judging eyes are all around.
This is God's way of telling me He loves me and wants me to be a cocktease.
Go forth my daughter and give blue balls to all who may gaze upon your tits.
We haven't even scratched the surface on the damage we could do. Just saying
I just love it. It's warm and soft and the rest of the world is so mean. My bed would never be mean to me
I woke up the whole house screaming I need my shorts they found me in the kitchen with a bag of strawberries naked
I was just told I’m pretty enough to be a catfish. This made me so happy...
It took me twenty minutes to read that sentence.
All I said was okay...
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