Don't interrupt me, I have a limited time to be high and thus be remarkably good at Pac Man
sometimes when i'm walking through campus i wonder how many of these people have seen me puke
you only had a canadian ten, but you said it was all good cuz you would just by molson.
Drunk at a girls little league game. Hello summer.
Let's just cut to the chase. I'm not interested in anything romantic but I aAM interested in Tom Petty and maybe getting high and fucking you again for old times sake.
ALL CAPS CUZ ITS SERIOUS SHAME.
A zombie called me motorboat central while participating in an auction to motorboat my tits. he then proceeded to propose, insisting that he makes alot money.
I refuse to fuck a guy who needs a coozy for his beer. NOT EVEN IN DESPERATE TIMES LIKE THESE.
I hope our bodies realize that workaholics starts tomorrow and will be well enough to handle the hell we are going to put them through. amen.
Last I saw, they went for a smoke and only one came back. He passed out outside. I'm glad he's only 120lbs. I left him on the rug still. My mom is gonna be pissed.
you look like you're about to get down on your knees and give america the business.
I was weirded out when the chunky goth girl and her boyfriend both started eyeing me and wanted to by me a drink.
I just realized I haven't got laid since the last time the Browns won.
you got into a really intense arguement about protecting bees. it was wierdly arousing.
So how do u get your coat out of the coat room when someone is fucking on it?
Randomize
