Odds of those being real?
One in who gives a fuck
We made the pizza boy do Jell-o shots with us. He didn't even deliver to our house, we just called him over from the neighbors
We got a 5L jug of wine for 3 Euro. Italy was a good choice.
In anticipation of No Judgement Tuesday, I believe a Can We LOL At What We Did Last Night Saturday is in order
I know it's not technically the "Mile High Club" but we def need a name for the airport bathroom. Cuz that just happened.
Idk but she keeps giving me s'mores and I'm having a hard time caring about her alcoholism because of it
I used the light from the first guy's text notification to be able to snapchat the second guy in the dark. I am too good at juggling guys.
You just sat there for two solid hours staring at your monitor and every five minutes screamed "LEGOOOOOS"
Where the condoms are as broken as my dreams
Wanna know what sucks. Banging the bosses daughter at work and having the boss walk in while you are fucking on his desk. Good day though. Made 6 sales
Our nipples touched last night. It was tender.
There's a bull to ride and dancing on the bar is encouraged. This is my heaven. And this is why god made leopard tube tops.
U sent me lyrics to wind beneath my wings
My liver misses your liver
i realized my signature handshake has now become a hookup. i love what college has done to me.
Had to claim I'd "gone lesbian" to get my cat back. Thank God I got away from that one.
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