i just shit 3 out of the 4 types of matter
the guy next to me needed a pen, so I let him take one from my book bag. my panties are now being passed around the class...thank you for telling me you hid them in my bookbag.
You dont understand. she was my french AND spanish teacher. that's 2 kinds of freaky. i have to find her on facebook.
the only time i'm productive on weed is when i drink.
That's why there are breakfast margaritas.
It's sad the highlight of the night was you didn't electrocute yourself again.
Is it possible to just pretend that everything we did after grilling up your goldfish didn't happen?
Like do you realize his dealer came out with a gun and we laughed like it was all just fun and games...
Love is....waiting for your girl to throw up her shot in the bathroom...then handing her her beer. Game face.
Wtf are freshmen gonna think when the first thing they see in a pale 6'4 white kid with a mustache yelling ya man and we be liming in a Trinidadian accent
But college guys get to crossfade so there's that
No idea what that is
Like getting bent? When you drink and smoke together...
I'm 30 stop using your cool kids words
Now I'm ashamed that I wore a bra
I fell asleep completely naked, standing up with my arms and head in the freezer
I almost got decked by a guy who looked like Mr. Clean. How was your night?
I have had flashes of 69ing, a strawberry flavored condom and begging him to sleep naked.
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