Lonely and bored. Am I allowed to play Dance Dance Revolution by myself?
we made out on top of his cat.
its whatevr the fuvk you could ever want is wht it is. i dont wanna read. literacy? overated in my opinion. overated.
only you would photoshop your dick
She said she's saving anal for marriage cuz she has to save something for her husband...seriously just caught myself lookin at rings.
They are making fun of natty and blackberries.
Tell them they are ugly.
You can't have your penis and eat it, too.
If Megan asks I spilled my water water all over her. I pissed on your roommate. You're welcome. I expect you to keep that on the down low. Seriously tell her the water thing
This is your morning news. Today at 5 pm I will be going out of town until the 29th. If you would like some great sex before I leave, please contact me. The available packages are: a house call, an outdoor excursion, or a delivery style in-car quickie. available only while supplies last.
She didn't need to know her brother was thrown out of a bar for getting head on the dance floor. You're a shit head.
Even with having the shower running and music on everyone could hear the alcohol gods making me sacrifice my dignity and meals from the past week.
We had 15 min before last call. Exact quote "let's see how drunk we can get."
When he was fat he reminded me of my high school best friend and I just wanted to hug him and hug him. Also, he's funny and humor is the fastest way into my pants after Doctor Who and liquor.
Bacardi 151 is like a past nightmare I'm still curious about
I'm gonna have to kick a girl scouts ass...
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