At Coney Island the sign for the rollercoaster The Cyclone says, "Make sure your glasses and weave are secure."
Is it weird that I have contacts who i've classified as DO NOT ANSWER?
Lol no its called college
so when she was in the shower, I took a pic of my dick with her phone and sent it to her brother saying, this just fucked your sister
I buy you gas. You blow me. Economics.
She had a baby and now works at Hooters. She is the poster child for peaking in high school.
Well we're gonna drink when we get home and I just invited the cab driver to play beer pong
You were hanging upside down on the subway with your feet in the stirrup handle bars. the children were amused.
It's going to take a while to see a dick pic that I enjoy more than richs helicopter video
also since I use google voice my ads in gmail switched to DUI services after this conversation
I just commented on the education level of his penis.
You would be so proud at how green we're being. Re-using last night's jello shot containers.. saving the world one step at a time
Yeah we do. It needs to be like a good penis- long, substancial, and able to make people cry.
He was so aggressive it felt like he was giving my boob a root cannal
christmas shopping: 3 hours in the liquor store...
i got my period today. mid walk of shame and im wearing a shirt that says stay classy. my life is a joke.
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