I can tuck mytits in my pants
all you kept yelling was "i'm bored and i'm sober"
Thank God. You really dodged a small penis there.
I'm gonna answer everything she says with 'cum on da face' until she breaks up with me...great idea or greatest idea?
My mom just found some of our lube mixed in with my box of pots and pans. I hate moving home.
she always winds up in the cupboards its nothing new.
I don't know what you told him but please make him stop telling me about his new video camera and winking
Well if were past the bullshitting stage yes if not then no I'm not that kind of guy
I can't believe you broke a Paula dean wooden spoon over my ass
if I'm at school tomorrow just indulge my moment of pity and let me cry on your shoulder
he has this weird thing where he watches me pee
Please brint me miilk. I am on the floor but my door is open. Thank you, i appreciate u verry much.
Dude you chased a girl around the yard and then fell over the curb. Face first. You got up on your own tho so you reached champion status
do you ever just look around and think about how great it is to have depth perception? Like it's really, really cool when u think about it
He was my first marine! I wanna remember his name!
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