Banned from zoo.
Again?
And then he came out of the bathroom in a kimono
Tostitos Scoops as shot glasses. Eat for chaser.
i'm pregaming while finishing a paper on cardio myocyte contractility in mice. i'm kicking finals week's ass right now
The woman at the bus stop told me i smell delicious and asked if i wear cotton then proceeded to tell me about her shellfish allergy
Just finished putting caution tape around the tv. Sober me needs to prepare.
let's be real here, you have a beautiful vagina. this kid is a doctors son. that's a remedy for beautiful rich grandkids. he is just trying water his family tree, and make sure he doesn't end up in some piece of shit adult home. go for it.
Next time he asks to wax your nipple while you're passed out I promise I'll be sober enough to intervene.
my boobs are worth more now than the blue book value of my car.
I say go for the trifecta and maybe you'll get a medal or something. Or a baby. That's like the same thing right?
At what point in life does one make the conscious decision to incorporate capes into everyday life? Like, as a fashion statement?
I'm not sure how to answer that. Is it a general question or one you're wondering about for yourself? Because I don't think you're there yet.
AFTER I licked the bald guys head they told me we weren't playing
The amount of precision it takes to urinate into a 2 liter bottle while hammered is undeniably difficult.
Hi. Tara tells me your sandwiches and stamina are substantial
don't worry, i'll dog sit again, the barking made the sex better, its like he was cheering for us, we were just THAT good.
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