So after the reception we snuck back into the church for drunken hook up. we passed out there and woke up in time for 6am mass still dressed from the wedding. spiritually trashy or classy?
Theres two guys using a blow up doll to hold their beers while they float around the pool
Im on my way, tell them to get ready for a high-five
hot twin vs twin who's good in bed. why do my life choices same way unfair
OMG stoned with flashing lights behind me, I was freaking out until I realized I wasn't driving my couch
craigslist free llama. are you in or are you in?
Nothing is more important than the last pool party of the season. Call in sick or gay or something.
I cartwheeled across every street... They tried to stop me but I bit anyone who came near me
Also, any YOLOwl-related sex photos will result in you winning ten orgasms, courtesy of myself, as well as sweets and bacon-based dinner. All entrants welcome
Just got outta the drunk tank! Happy 21st birthday!
For the past year I have been the most responsible I have ever been in my entire life and now spring break is here and there is free penis just traipsing around my entire town. The game is afoot.
I'm gunna send you baby bottles of vodka for those nights when you just give up
Nothing kills the mood like him going to slap my ass and he hits his balls at the same time
Yeah we invited her back for chicken nugget sandwiches
He totally sucks at sexting. He sent me a clothed shot of his ass captioned "I know this gets you going." What?
I'm gonna watch porn and nap. I think I really have this Valentine's Day thing down
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