Fiestas. Its like a classier verson of mardi gras.
She's Christian and monogamous. Two wammies right there. No amount of convincing will turn that bi for a night.
I think Memorial Day also marks the beginning of "Bikini Profile Picture" season.
I doubt the Taliban would support fake nipples.
youre not allowed to be friends with girls ive double teamed. period.
It's gotten to the point that the dirty talk in my head when I touch myself has your accent
I was fucking trucked by the swat team last night on State Street after UK won. But I got a picture with the guy afterwards so I forgive him
Masturbating on the clock at work is my specialty.
Why is the clock ticking so loud? Now I know how Captain Hook feels.
So do you want to be the old guy picking up a girl in a mini skirt who may be slightly buzzed before noon from college, or shall i walk over?
We were wearing togas. So having sex was really easy to do without taking any clothes off.
Man i fell asleep on a random persons porch on the way home and woke up to the family banging on the windows trying to wake me up
All you need is a handful of lube and an open mind
I know we're not on great terms here, but I need to know if you're still available for sexual activity...cause if not I need to get going on a work-out plan.
Well Jon got a DUI sleeping in the back seat so I thought the trunk was safer. BUT WHO CARES WHY JUSE PLEASE COME LET ME OUT!
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