Please tell me its not ok to love a 17 year old....no matter how hot he is and how sexy his eyebrow ring is oh lord
You make homosexuality sound like a cult.
Btw, I'm really high so I apologize if anything I say gets translated into arabic.
Does transporting jello shots count as driving with an open container?
Where does it all go? I've busted inside of you like 10 times in the last week.
Do you remember that time on the drunk bus when I kept thanking the bus driver for serving our country?
I literally recorded a toilet flushing to make it his ringtone to remind me what a piece of shit he is
There are fucking limits. Jerking another guy off in the bar toes the line.
I'm just going to lay in a blanket cocoon of self pity for the next few months.
Come make me food. I feel like if I go in the kitchen I will just get Gin.. and pass out in there.
The sad part is that if I don't get a random pic of your balls or ass or both every month, I start to worry that we're not friends anymore
Well, I saw an Olympian's genitals tonight, so it can't be that bad.
When you sleep in the bathroom, you're no longer a guest.
I fucking hate humanity. I met a twenty three year old adult with an aol email account today. I'm not sure how those things are related, but I'm sure they are.
Does this mean I have to put a bra on now
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