i didnt know what to say other then wrong hole.....after that the moment was ruined.
we dont know what were doing after yet. first up we have 90 beers and a party kit and fun hats.
I thought that since they were twins... they would be equally as good in bed
Who cheats on Christmas eve? It's just asking for Jesus to hate you
I called her new haircut "lesbian progressive" and now she's upset
did you by any chance leave me that 7 minute long voicemail of you running and constantly tripping into bushes?
Well at one point he got ahold of my archery gear.. And I. Shit. You. Not. Sarah took an arrow to the knee.
S.O.S. he's talking about horses and breast feeding.
She told me to pick her up in the corner of shame and self-disgust.
Nothing says "we're never gonna bone" like "nice haircut, it makes you look like my cousin"
I need you to perform a face transplant. Please remove your face from your accounting book and relocate it to where it's most needed - between my legs.
My legs feel like baby dolphins
His middle name is Julius so I named his penis Caesar and told him he has to say "Hail Caesar!" whenever he comes. He didn't seem to like the idea, though.
I'm not saying I'm planning to hook up tomorrow but I'm also not saying I'm unprepared for it
I'm peeing on your house...you up?
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