help me. he won't leave me alone. he just licked my ear and he's so drunk. get him off me. we're in the closet. help.
youre talking to a girl on facebook chat right now and im sitting behind her in class lol. creepy?
Gross thing of the day...i got cum in my new boots
Last night we hooked up in nothing but out UK shirts during half time. Never say I'm not a dedicated fan again.
Please don't tell me I was shouting "I'm bleeding from my vagina" in front of my ex-boyfriend and his new girlfriend.
you should break up with her....give her the gift of reality
I don't know what to tell you, usually I would just ask if they'd like to meet the captain. If you can't get laid it's your problem.
This day sucks. I just wanna play ostrich and bury my head in your boobs.
He just kept repeating "not with an octopus" over and over for hours. Soooooo Porn Dare was a succes.
We just left the shoe. An app card to Fridays. $25 to santoras and a note that said sorry we were drunk on the front doorstep of the strip club
I'm currently on a bowling date with my girlfriend and her boyfriend. It's pretty fun.
Appearently I went across the hall last night demanding to ride my neighbors moose... How much did I drink?
It's just a friend who is recently single and I'm going to heal his broken heart with my vagina
We didn't get home until 4 am. Her mom let us in, confessed that she had sex with someone she worked with and said he had a small penis. I love this family.
I'm pretty sure I smell like alcoholism and shame. And it's not a pretty scent.
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