I painted my nails silver
And what are the implications of that?
Is there supposed to be a msg in that? Just thought ud like to know it looks like I fingerbanged an alien
my penis was classy and tasteful, i don't know what her problem was.
i woke up this morning to a slap on the ass and jake saying "you should let me put it in your ass now" i need out of this relationship.
for sure. did you let him do it?
thats not the point.
i said send nudes i get bra and panties. thats not what i fucking asked for.
At the airport and im So hungover. Think anyone will help if I put a note on me reading "flying to Boston, please wake me as we board" and then passing back out?
Just put the gallon of milk in the microwave. Dad might know im high.
Dude, its flawless. what could go wrong?
Jail. That could go wrong.
Your penis chewing exercise is not working
see these eyes, they just want to bone and go to sleep.
After the party last night, I dreamt I continued drinking... Apparently my subconscious didn't think I'd had enough...
Dropping acid was like seeing the whole world as a blank canvas to imagine anything I wanted.
And apparently all you wanted was to watch the sun explode and me take 60,000 dicks to the face.
She said, I've heard about you, from girls you wouldn't even be interested in. What?
Mom told me you snuck booze into a concert in a cheez its box...I have never been prouder to be related to you
he had DANDRUFF in his PUBES. 0/10 would not blow again.
4 of us. Guys and girls. Were sitting there discussing the passed out half naked Brit girl on the floor. She is no longer the international woman of mystery.
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