This guy behind me is answering all of her questions. I may give him a lapdance to take my next test for me
My BOSS just pulled out a box of Christmas stuff labeled reefs.
Does your gf have any friends she can hook me up with?
Better looking than her though please.
He's throwing up in my bed and I'm not even getting fucked for this
he tried to breastfeed my turtle
so...the lady doing my pedi totally noticed the human bite marks on my calf. Who says marriage ends your sex life? Love u!
We had sex with a sexual harassment video playing in the background before his gf got there. I've hit a new low
Sorry about my sloppy drunk texts. I'm not sure talking about banging a near dead Jimmy Stewart was my finest moment
Tonight I researched being a phone sex operator and teaching English at a French school in Africa. I think my future lacks direction
Has anyone heard from Jamie or has she actually just been having sex for 48 hours?
She'd probably like you more if you'd stop fucking her husband.
Hahahaha. He sent me a dick snap in the lululemon stockroom. What is life. If this works out, this could benefit everyone....
Just to let you know we went to the circus yesterday...in case you didn't remember
We just started our own DARE program: Drugs are really enjoyable.
She should be a lawyer. She convinced her husband to give her a hall pass AFTER he walked in on her in bed with her ex-bf
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