I hate my date so much right now for even thinking I want to do the electric slide.
Fuck, operation next sex victim is on as soon as i get back. Do not sleep with that red head, nobody likes accidental ginger babies.
i just bought ciggarettes using my court citation as id. I've reached an all time low.
You cheat on me once, shame on me. You cheat on me with a white girl, it's fucking over
We did face masks and fucked...he really isn't gay, what they say about europeans is just true
I'm covered in pickle juice. Why do you people leave me alone?
i got us a cheese tray and a bottle of whiskey
ugh yes i love our date nights
I know I'm not the first to fuck in a park but i deserve props for doing it at 3pm. On a sunny day might I add.
He fell asleep and I'm awkwardly laying here because all I have to wear is my tutu. I'm pretty sure his roommate is going to be back soon so this should be fun. This is my life now. PS. the background of his phone is a picture of his hedgehog.
She said she was jealous that i could wear headbands, then growled at the ground in shame..
Dude a gay guy just Sparta kicked this Samoan guy for calling him a flamer you need to get down here the free kamakazee shots haven't even started yet
I've finally done it, I've downloaded some messenger lesbians like to use because some girl wanted to flirt.
Congrats, you're all grown up now.
I FEEL LIKE A GAY BUTTERFLY
I mean, he'll either figure it the fuck out or set my apartment on fire. Either way, it will be entertaining.
Don't take a pillow from my bed. You don't know which ones of them my vagina has been on
he's been 21 for 38 minutes and he's already trying to fist fight this dude over his girl
awwwww babys first drunken mistake
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