He just kept muttering to himself "stabby stabby stabby stabby" while we were boning. I will never be boning him again.
You told him how lucky he was to be an elephant and kept trying to grab his "trunk"
You had me sold at "fucking you down the slide"
He told me he felt like he shoud say thank you and as a prize i could keep anything from his room that i wanted.
You were crying and asking his mom "why doesn't he like road head?"
I'm sorry but I have WAY too many sex/ hookup related bruises on visible areas to be going home tmrw
One minute you were celebrating, the next you were bleeding all over your Nikes.
she got the mcdonald's logo tattooed on her ass. sober. yesterday at noon.
FUCK and YOU. times 10. To infinity and beyond. You bastard. Worst. Cockblock. Ever. I'm going to nail your sister.
My tinder date had to be home by 8:30 cause she's on house arrest.
Well, my mom found the ball gag and whip. Looks like I'm never going home again.
I'll accept that I'm a woo girl. Just not the drunk cowboy hat wearing bar mongering twat bag type
Shit happens dude.
Shit doesn't just HAPPEN on the kitchen floor you asshole.
Who cares if he’s younger, he’s hung like a moose. Your vagina will never forgive you if you pass on that dick
Everything is scary i hate being an adult i hate responsibility tell me a dick joke
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