Well I thought that next 8 ball would either kill us or turn us into Gods
my dad wants uyo to call him right now...reverse drunk dialing
Afterwards she curled up in my dog's bed and slept there all night
How mad was your dog?
Was just grinding with my bio TA. She asked why i wasnt studying
Squirrels and blue jays and dove-like things. They're just frolicking around in my backyard. I wanna be like them.
Fuck the gym. I just shaved m'cooch and my pants now fit looser.... Dont judge me.
just as he was about to cum he started shouting "I THINK I CAN! I THINK I CAN!" over and over again.
He' s half Black and half Italian, I finally asked...this penis maybe one for the records.
found a naked boy completely buried under a pile of her clothes and terrified...she says she was "saving him for later"
I mean it's not my fault he had a floor mat that read "put out or get out". What was I supposed to do?
Dude he was a used car salesman for his friends' penises. I know I have something here that's right for you!
I began mixing captain Morgan and jack daniels and called it captain jack sparrow. I puked. a lot.
Why is the clock ticking so loud? Now I know how Captain Hook feels.
Actually, I take that back. You can only have it if I'm allowed to French braid the mullet.
Tip of the day: Don't Amazon vibrators when your WHOLE FAMILY uses your prime account. There's dildo after dildo showing up in my "Related to Items You've Viewed" category on the home page.
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