There is no point in being painfully greyhound thin if you are then going to dress like it's raining in 1992.
So I went out tonight...met a guy who slightly resembled my dad,huge creeper, he asked me to "hang out" so I gave him my moms number since he was more her type:)
is there a reason why there is cup of piss in the fridge?
no
Can we please just celebrate being alive this far into the school year and just get drunk?
I just got cash back from buying a pregnancy test so that I can buy a case of joose. My life is in shambles.
Changed it back. Somehow I didn't think my profile pic should be me shirtless on ecstasy, ya know?
she's crying and begging for her chapstick and insisting on walking home...her every thursday ritual
If you don't want me in your apartment then lock your door better
I found a body half wedged into my bedroom wall this morning. How do I explain THIS to the carpenters?
Don't worry, I could have been accepted their by waving my dick at the admissions building.
I had one glass of wine then passed out for 4 hours. It's like I'm having a quarter-life crisis.
Hungover in church. I can feel stained glass Jesus judging me.
You have not lived until you've slid down a waterfall fucked out of your mind. Fact.
before i could order beers she was on stage 69ing with a stripper
I could be doing way worse things besides texting him 'come over and bang my headache away'. i could be on meth
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