I think about you every night.
I'm sorry.
I gave her the chance to be interesting and she failed. So then I gave her a chance to be slutty and she failed at that too.
I was just standing there and then BOOM! She was attacking my face with her mouth.
I don't get it, man. She treated me like a sexual predator but treated you like a piece of meat.
Checked out the free sonogram van on campus and got a free DVD of my sweet food baby.
M WATCHING THE HISTORY CHANNEL AND IT SAID THAT WHEN THE LUST PART OF THE BRAIN IS ACTIVATED THE JUDGEMENT PART IS NOT. THIS EXPLAINS SO MUCH.
So i was told that i peed in the sink, had sex with a pillow and banged on a washer while singing idian chants
Kill yourself wednesday started off with a bang, and im pretty sure im still drunk from tequila tuesday.
Does Jim keep sending you pics of him in drag too???? If so, are you also slightly uncomfortable?
With a stable of 7 fuck buddies, I literally use a random number generator to determine the order in which I will booty call them on my way home from work. I have not slept in my own bed in a month. I just keep half my clothes hanging in my car or in a suitcase.
We could put on there: "Drink jager bombs and do stupid shit faster, with more energy!"
I was basically just fingering myself and thinking about space.
Happy Halloween!! Last Halloween we spent together you got brought home in a shopping cart
Kind of like the new iOS 10 because I can send sexts with fireworks or confetti. Really gets the point across
Just opened my sisters laptop to "cute places to lose my virginity" googled last
well you're talking to a woman who had glorious sex less than 24 hrs ago so my opinion is biased.
Randomize
