what if the hokey pokey really is what its all about?
found a new level of pathetic. i watched a guy pick out cigarette butts from a jar that weren't completely finished. make sure you go somewhere in life.
I hate to tell you this, but your sister reeks of whore.
haha you were so trashed that you deleted all of your christian music from itunes and kept saying"c-ya God, nice knowin ya"
I cant watch the real world now after jersey shore. its like trying to go back to vagina once uve had anal
I told you it's awful. It looks like he was eating honey at a barbershop and tripped.
my mom and grandma just had a splits competition. slut runs in the family
This is absurd. I need a man. Or even a moderately-clean hobo will do at this point.
A nice make out session never hurt anyone. Plus he's a pilot, so he'll know the safety procedures for when the night crashes and burns.
Ahh you know it's going to be a long day when you mistake a beer for a sprite at 10:30 in the morning while babysitting
HOLY FUCK I JUST GOT WOKEN UP BY THUNDER!!!!!
I THINK I SHARTED
So if I tell her fire is hot and it will burn her... she's probably just going to keep throwing her vagina at it huh?
Yay! Also. When you're coming down eat waffles and touch yourself. You won't regret it.
How did I pull off convincing everyone that my name is Dad? Maybe they were just distracted by my boobs.
I just did the math technically I'll be drunk until 2:30-3:00pm
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