i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
there's nothing like watching the sun rise at the library alone on a friday morning to make you want to kill yourself.
Of course it's dangerous. Why else would they hire us after we failed the drug test?
i'm going to look back at this as the time of my life when i casually dated that autistic guy
Im not spending 10 to get hit on by potential transexuals even if they are cuter than most of the girls I dated.
btw im making up a story about these stitches..... i think a hockey stick to the face sounds better then i fell up the stairs
I have to stop envisioning penises as dragons.
Just found an unopened tied g of coke on the floor in her room... she thinks the maintenance guy dropped it earlier today. This takes the cake for sketchiest apartment.
Dude the tree smoked with me. I planted the roach with it and smiled.
Why yes. I did get laid looking like that. My sheets look like there was a clown orgy
I want you to get your positive energy all over me. I want to to look like something from Ghostbusters.
It was good. Ended up having a 3 hr make out session with her
What is this high school
There was a lot of catching up to do bro
pesky things like morals, self-preservation and cowardice are not needed. overkill is nothing but a word. there will be blood.
My joke about liking my coffee like I like my men IS ABOUT TO COME TRUE.
As much as I want you to bang someone other than me, he is an asshole.
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