Her facebook status is 'PERCS ON DECKKK~' which is probably why she still lives with her parents.
hey..i found a takeout box with a half-eaten hamburger in it, the box said to text this number if found...
there's a guy pushing a keg up the street in a shopping cart. you have to love graduation
Also, we just got yelled at by a cop for being awesome...or making out in a fountain. Whatever.
There are so many Jimmy John's employees here
Where are you?
Jimmy John's.
There is no try. Just do it. Yoda said that. Or Nike. I can't remember. whiskey
yes i am an adult who snuck out of my parents house to cuddle with a guy and then came home and listened to taylor swift. judge me all you want.
Mm. I just want to eat pancakes off of his fine ass.
who's job is it to make sure we don't run out of tp since the incident of 09'... Thats right you go get some
I came back to consciousness and found myself sitting in a beanbag chair petting a 2 month old husky with one hand and eating an oreo Klondike bar with the other. This almost makes me forgive blackout lisa for making out with that chubbs at the xmas party
I have poison ivy on my dick
WHAT
...is this motivational speaking, or sexting? It's getting hard to tell.
I'm crying during the second episode of Golden Girls that's how high I am.
My sinuses still burn from snorting red wine last night.
So. Um. Hypothetically speaking...how would one get a squirrel out of the house?
Randomize
