'fingered' and 'feelings' NEVER belong in the same sentence.
My history with restaurant waiters is severely limiting our dinner options.
i'm at the gym and so are four guys who have seen my tits. i need winter break.
Don't try to dry clothes in the microwave. They'll catch on fire.
I found him CRAWLING across the garden. He saw me,smiled,and asked for a napkin.
No. And Marissa said shitting in the handicap bathroom at work does not get you into the club. You have to shit yourself. She said.
Just met another girl you fucked but this time in seattle. Your cock gets almost as much mileage as jet blue. Anaheim and seattle both say hi, figured you don't remember their names.
she cut her forehead open playing a drunken game of pin the tail on the donkey and now she's having a panic attack.
I just ran into mom and dad day drinking at the bar while I skipped class and was day drinking at the same bar.
Lets ignore the fact that you want to turn your dorm room into a sex dungeon and focus on the real issues here.
Looks like a took a video of myself beating off and passed out last night. I'm classy.
The number of tpain songs that actually relate to my life right now is embarrassing.
You can wear anything you want
So... Naked it is then
Fuck I forgot the furry convention was this weekend and now I'm downtown. Way too high for this shit.
100000% expect a picture of my ass in them
Randomize
